The modern world of 24-hour news coverage can be tedious, but with more microphones than ever before being thrust in the faces of those at every level of the game, you're bound to unearth some classics.
And so as 2012 comes to an end,
Goal.com thought it only right we take a look back at some of the funniest, weirdest, most controversial, and most heartfelt sound bites from what has been another wonderful year of football.
- Montpellier owner Louis Nicollin was none too impressed with the
Rossoneri's alleged pursuit of Mapou Yanga-Mbiwa, comparing vice president Adriano Galliani to the bald-headed protagonist Kojak from the 1970s crime flick.
- 2012 saw a fair few Panenka-style chipped spot-kicks, and the man himself, Antonin Panenka, was typically humble when asked about his legacy from 12 yards.
- Zlatan gave his seal of approval like only Zlatan can.
- Palermo president Maurizio Zamparini reminds the
Rossoneri of their financial limitations.
- Fair to say Ukraine coach Oleg Blokhin wasn't in the mood to answer one particular journalists line of questioning following his sides defeat to England at Euro 2012.
- Sir Alex Ferguson was less than impressed with Ashley Williams' 'disgraceful' decision to hammer the ball into the back of Robin van Persie's head from all of six inches.
- Pune FC co-founder Rajeev Piramal is still wondering what exactly they were all playing for.
- Reading's Jimmy Kebe emphatically reminded all at the club that they still have his confidence.
- Montpellier owner Louis Nicollin revealed the extent to which his team shocked the country when they beat some of Ligue 1's heavy-hitters to the 2011-12 title.
- Former Juventus director Luciano Moggi has his say on on the club's '30th' Scudetto success.
- Diego Maradona continued his war of choice words over who's the greatest of all time.
- Walking sound bite Mario responded in typical Balotelli fashion when asked why he doesn't show as much joy as one might expect upon finding the net in Manchester.
- Philadelphia Union manager Peter Nowak defended his decision to move on Sebastien Le Toux, the team's all-time leading scorer and the undisputed fan favourite.
- Nicolas Anelka is flying the flag for football's last intellectuals.
- Carlos Tevez suggested Gary Neville should concentrate on one job at a time.
- Argentina coach Alejandro Sabella struggled for words to describe his captain after a staggering 2012 for the Barcelona forward.
- His international team-mate Javier Mascherano found a few, however.
- Arsenal's Arsene Wenger had us all in mind when he wrote our headlines for us with this lovely little line of alliteration.
- Ajax's Ryan Babel provided us all a little perspective when looking back on his ill-fated time at Liverpool, though it probably did little to raise his own spirits.
- Fair to say South Korea head coach Choi Kang-Hee knows who he'll be voting for when the Ballon' dOr form ballot arrives on his doorstep.
- Argentina's general manager Carlos Bilardosingle-handedly keeping the
Bilardismo philosophy alive.
- Fifa President Sepp Blatter offers another modern interpretation of the world outside the Fifa House.
- Agent Mino Raiola bites back in a lexical fashion that would no doubt please his star client, Zlatan.
- Galatasaray coach Fatih Terim offered an interesting analogy when asked about his sides poor home form prior to their Champions League clash with CFR Cluj.
- Steaua owner Gigi Becali reminded us all that football is for everyone.
- Poor Diego Maradona Jr. offered yet another olive branch to Diego snr.
- QPR playmaker Adel Taarabt makes eyes at, well, everyone.
- How sweet; Jose Mourinho wishes that one day he'll have the Colombia goal machine all to himself.
- Newcastle's Demba Ba was fairly non-committal in his response to reported interest from north London.
- Last we checked, Thiago Silva is now sleeping soundly in that of PSG.
- Anderlecht's Lucas Biglia was a little less specific.
- Liverpool captain Steven Gerrard at the end of a year that has finally seen the major step forward for those who never gave up their pursuit for justice following the Hillsborough Disaster.
- Fabrice Muamba remains as charismatic as ever following his terrifying ordeal at White Hart Lane earlier this year; the world is lucky to have him.
- Ronaldinho reminded us all that while there are far more important things in life than football, the game can help us all through our most trying moments.
- Aleksandar Duric, still got it.
Via: 'Statistics are like mini-skirts, they don't reveal everything' - Goal.com's most memorable quotes of 2012